Study buddy

The dude above is my STUDY BUDDY! I named him Petya. He will help me learn my Russian by starring in comics in which he says things in it. Such as this one, that you probably won't be able to read! But you can still look at it and enjoy the painful primary colors!





-Kirby

Creeper mailbox

Back in the day (early 7th grade) I wrote a pretty dumb comic about Steve from Blue's Clues showering and then the mailbox busting in through the wall and being a creeper. I think the mailbox said something like; "I got some mail for ya. Why don't you...reach in and get it?" and then he pretty much did what I drew up there. Despite realizing the comics' dumbness, I STILL FIND IT FUNNY, for some reason, so I re-drew it! Enjoy.

-Kirbs

SHOES part 2

THE MYSTERY DEEPENS
And by that I mean Kirby has no idea how to end things and just leaves awkward cliffhangers!
Also there won't be a part 3!
I need to post things other than these comics...

-Kirby

SHOES part 1

Where IS Ingrid going??? Stay tuned.

And yes, that IS a luchador on Jerome's shirt. I didn't want him to just have a plain blue shirt, so I had to put something on it. Did you guys know that's there's going to be some LUCHA LIBRE in Charlotte soon? I saw it on the sign at the coliseum. MASKED WRESTLING, BABY. I'd go to watch it if my mom would spend money on nonsense like that, but she won't. That's probably a good thing!

-Kirbs

It's DUDE TIME

There is now a new character up in this piece, homies! Her name is Ingrid Cold. Remember the girl sitting next to Jerome in the bromance comic? Yeah that's her. And now she's in this comic, interrupting DUDE TIME.

And that's it for now, my brothas!
-Kirbs

Bromance

Maurice and Jerome- they're real close bros, yo.
And there's really nothing else to say on the matter.

-Kirbs

Poor lollipop

I have decided that I like these guys. So I wrote another comic with them in it. I may even do more.
Also, the blonde guys name is JEROME. Earlier in the year I tried writing a comic about a mime named Jerome. I never finished it (or got past 3 pages). So, I pretty much transferred that Jerome (sans mime-ness and an overbite) into this comic! I think this one suits him more anyway.

Aaand that's it for now!
-Kirby

Unanswered questions

The above comics leaves us with many unanswered questions. Why does this Maurice guy have a Glasgow Smile? Why is he trying to hide it? Is he a mime or something? Who's the blonde guy? Why is Kirby suddenly drawing dots for eyes instead of big circles? Why are the colors in this comic so tacky?

Well I'm afraid I can't answer all of those. But I can answer the one about the eyes! I am drawing them as dot/line things at the moment because I liked how Chris Hansen looked in the last comic.

As for the rest of the questions, will they ever be answered? Probably not!

-Kirbs

Let's get to that chopper

Forget the awful joke in that last comic. This one's worse! Assuming you guys have ever watched To Catch a Predator, of course.

The level of Arnold Schwarzenegger on this blog is rising! The level of bad jokes is, too. Soon there will be too much Arnold and bad jokes to handle! I'm sorry, world.

-Kirbs

I like terrible jokes

You all know my love for awful jokes, yes? If you don't, then, you don't know me, man. Anyway, here's a comic in which I tell Marley an awful joke. Let's read it!

Hi I like neglecting my blog!

Sup homies! I've kind of neglected my blog for a bit. Only because I had nothing to write about! I'm terribly sorry. Though most of the people who read this are currently on vacation or band camp or something.

Anyway you all know Grace, yes? The Pizza Man? The Tabernacle? Well even if you don't I wrote a comic with Grace in it. Cause Grace is kinda the one who gave me the idea to make a blog anyway (it's still debateable whether or not she knows this one exists, though). SO, this one's for you, Grace! BAM-



http://mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/
heeheeheehee
-Kirbs!

Not the vents!

There's this pseudo-running gag between me and Katelyn about her vents being full of aliens. Or something. But other than that, I just wanted to draw an alien and a predator falling out of her vents in BATTLE MODE. Why? Because I watched Alien vs. Predator, that's why! And Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jessica are in the comic too, BECAUSE WHY NOT.

I also watched Dr. Stranglove! I was going to draw him, too, but after numerous attempts, I realized something - I can't draw Dr. Stranglove. So, no picture of him. For now. But perhaps another time!

Aaand that's it!
-Kirby

ಠ_ಠ

So a few months ago were the ~school auditions~! Many of you rising 9th graders, such as my self, probably remember them. If you were an art major, you remember the pain of gathering up 8 to 10 decent pieces of artwork to bring.

But anyway! During the auditions I helped out with coralling kids and whatnot. I saw many artworks; good, bad, pretentious, haphazard. Some I liked, some made me kind of sick. Point is, I wrote a comic about one such encounter because I was bored. Enjoy!

-Kirbs

Buzz buzz

The comic above features Marley! Doing something she did at my awesome pool party last week.
Golly, I hate how small this darn blog thing made it. Goodness gracious.

But oh well!
-Kirbs