Here have a comic!
That was me realizing that I look like a beatnik. I might as well start writing poetry and snapping instead of clapping now. Also, playing the bongos and wearing turtlenecks and berets.
That's pretty much the extent of my knowledge about beatniks, actually.
Oh I made a thing:
It is TOTALLY AWESOME: THE FRED SAVAGE APPRECIATION BOOK.
I spent an hour making that on Friday night with my copier, which really goes to show what kind of social life I have.
Anyway, it's a four page book featuring nothing but pictures of Fred Savage, and my commentary. My creepy commentary. Actually, everything about this is pretty creepy, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT IS FUNNY.
It should also be noted that my sense of humor is really, really stupid.
I know what you're thinking now: You're thinking that this post is almost over. WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, SIR: It isn't. We still have to talk about...


I gazed at it: it's smooth, bold logo, it's proclamation of "BIG 24 oz.", the fact that one bottle has 390 calories...I was drawn in. Clearly, I knew what I had to do.
Okay, I think that's enough nonsense for today. Toodles!
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